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Mom: “Olivia, I hate Tom Brady!”

Olivia: “haha. yep. he’s a skank who cheated on a woman after he got her pregnant.”

Mom: “You know what i call guys who cheat? Chihuahuas. because chihuahuas are horny little buggers.”


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